Friday, July 10, 2009

What's in a name?

A deal was recently announced the Russian national oil and gas company, Gazprom, and NNCP, the Nigerian state oil company. The two entities are forming a joint venture to build a $2.5 billion pipeline in Africa.

The joint venture had to have a name, of course, so the executives in charge decided to form a name by smooshing together syllables from the names of the two parent companies. In a decision that will go down in the annals of bad branding history, the new company will be named Nigaz.

Nigaz in Africa. Oh. My. God!

Now, I know neither party in the deal is a native English speaker, but there are branding consultants who will check things like what your name sounds like in various languages, and clue you in about potential missteps before you issue the press release and get business cards printed. I guess the Russians didn’t talk to those guys.

Nigaz. That’s why I spend so much time reading the news. Reality is so much more entertaining than fiction.

You can’t make this stuff up.

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