Loewe's and Religious Discrimination

There has been a minor kerfluffle regarding the giant home improvement retailer Loewe’s this past week.

There is a show called “All American Muslims” on TV. This show, centered on the large Muslim community in Dearborn, Michigan (also home to Ford Motor Company’s headquarters), is designed to show American Muslims assimilating into American culture. Something along the lines of “See, we’re not all terrorists. We’re just like everyone else. We just don’t serve bratwurst at our backyard barbeques. Or beer.” I have to admit I’ve never watched the program, but apparently Loewe’s was a major advertiser.

So Loewe’s was contacted by a Christian interest group called FFA. These guys felt that “All American Muslims” was actually Islamic propaganda, softening us up for the stealth jihad agenda of imposing Sharia law on the United States. FFA began organizing a boycott of Loewe’s.

In response to their threats, Loewe’s decided to pull their ads from the program. This decision got them in hot water with a bunch of other people. Crying out “Religious discrimination” a number of other commentators are calling for a boycott of Loewe’s.

Of course, Loewe’s did not pull their ads because of religious discrimination. If they were concerned about Islam, they never would have run the ads on the show in the first place. Loewe’s in neither pro Islam or pro Christianity. What Loewe’s is in favor of is DIY home improvement.

What Loewe’s is opposed to is the same thing every giant corporation is opposed to: getting their brand identity tied up into controversy. A little buzz about the show that gets people to tune in and be exposed to your advertising: good. A little buzz about your running your ads on that show: bad.

So now Loewe’s is trapped in a classic no win scenario. Continue to run the ads, and risk angering the hard Christian right. Pull the ads, and risk angering the ACLU types and the not insignificant Muslim-American community.

I don’t feel sorry for Loewe’s, though. Nor do I have a lot of sympathy for the FFA, the Muslim-American community, or the ACLU types. My sympathy is reserved for the low level media buyer who decided to place the ads on “All American Muslims” in the first place. Because that poor schlemiel is the guy who placed a multibillion dollar retailer right in the middle of a no win scenario. And somebody is going to have to pay for that mistake.

It’s a dreary, sad thing, losing your job in the middle of the holiday season.

Illegal Immigration: Forever Guilty?

I recently read a story in the news about a Mexican woman who had been deported after living in the US for 21 years. Both her children were US citizens, and she had left them behind. The immigration laws had effectively broken up her family.

Obviously the woman was cherry picked to put current immigration law in the worst possible light. But it does make you think about the nature of the crime she had committed.

Most crimes are crimes of commission, as in committing a felony. You steal an old lady’s purse. You assault someone. You burn down a house. Other crimes are crimes of omission. For example, if you fail to file a tax return, you have broken the law.

Illegal immigration, on the other hand, is neither a crime of commission or of omission. The reason we deport illegal aliens is not because they have entered the country, but because they are in the country. The crime is being here. Illegal immigration is an ontological crime. The only other ontological crime I can think of is DUI. Even if you are driving under the speed limit and obeying all posted traffic signs, if you get stopped by the cops and blow a high level, it is off to the pokey you go.

With DUI though, eventually you sober up. You never stop being an illegal immigrant. Even if you hold down a job for decades, pay taxes, and own property. There is something about that situation that offends my sense of fair play.

Any talk of amnesty for illegal immigrants is a hot button issue, sure to start a fight. But maybe we shouldn’t be using the word “amnesty.” Maybe we should be talking about a statue of limitations instead.