A Modest Proposal

I am on my annual pilgrimage to ski country this week. I’ve noticed that the tilt towards the green side has become more pronounced over the last few years. It started with the invitation to reuse your towels, so that housekeeping didn’t have to expend so much fresh water on laundry. Now it has expanded to include the use of compact fluorescent bulbs throughout the condo unit we are staying in this week.

The management has posted a little notice in the room, stressing how energy conserving they are, doing their part to fight global warming. It put me in mind of an article I read in a skiing magazine a couple of months ago. The article profiled an activist in the ski town of Crested Butte. This woman was committed to fighting global warming, specifically to preserve heavy snowfalls in the Rockies. More snow, better skiing.

After thinking about this for a while, it gave me an idea of how we could really fight global warming to preserve snow: ban skiing.

Well, not really. My idea is not to ban skiing. Just to ban the sport as currently practiced. The modern ski vacation has got to be one of the most carbon intensive activities on the face of the planet.

To get to the resorts, we fly in from all over the country, if not the world (how much carbon do you emit to get to Colorado from Australia, I wonder). Once we’re here, we stay in luxury condos, housing that stands empty for eight months out of the year. That can’t be environmentally benign. In the last ten years, I have yet to stay in a unit that doesn’t have a gas fireplace. They’re not efficient heating units, but the flames are pretty, as we watch irreplaceable natural gas get converted into carbon dioxide and water vapor.

Then there is the sport of skiing itself. First off, to create the ski runs, they mow down swathes of National Forest. Last I checked, trees were carbon absorbers, but hey, we’re out to have some fun. Then, they install big diesel powered ski lifts. They haul us up the hill, solely so that we can slide down, back to where we started from. A less practical activity can scarcely be imagined.

Trying to offset all of these carbon emissions with compact fluorescents is like trying to bail out the Titanic. With a teaspoon.

No, if we were really serious about slowing down greenhouse gas emissions to preserve snow, we would close down the ski areas. Of course, that wouldn’t leave many people to care about whether there was fresh powder snow on the mountains or not.

I guess it would be a case of having to destroy the village in order to save it.