Breaking News! Adam Lambert, the runner up in this year's American Idol competition, has come out as a gay man. He made the announcement as part of an interview in this month's Rolling Stone magazine.
Really? Seriously? This is supposed to be news?
I mean, I watched all of about three minutes of American Idol this season, and I could have told you that Adam Lambert was gay.
All of you aspiring journalists out there, repeat after me: "Dog bites man, that's not news. Man bites dog, that's news."
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