Thursday, December 4, 2008

The gurus have spoken!

Well, it's official.

The National Bureau of Economic Research came out Monday and announced that the US economy was in a recession. Their statement said that the economy had been contracting since December 2007. That means this recession has already gone longer than the post World War II average, which is ten months.

Yup, it's official: the economy has been contracting for a whole year now. This makes me want to channel the late, great "screamer" comedian, Sam Kinnison:

WELL, WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CLUE?! WAS IT THE 50% COLLAPSE IN HOUSING STARTS? THE TRIPLING IN THE FORECLOSURE RATE? MAYBE IT WAS FACT THAT THE BIG THREE DOMESTIC CARMAKERS ARE ON THE VERGE OF BANKRUPTCY? OR COULD IT BE THE COMBINATION OF HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS IN BANK LOSSES, THE FAILURE OR FORCED MERGER OF MAJOR INVESTMENT BANKS, AND THE TOTAL FREEZE UP IN THE CREDIT MARKETS?

The business I work in has been hunkered down in survival mode all year, but the official announcement is just now being made. It hardly seems worth calling a news conference to announce the finding. What great finding will be announced next? Water is wet? Gravity pulls you down? Oh, I know: The Earth revolves around the Sun!

Now, if somebody knew when the recession would end, and the economy start growing again, that would be news you could use.

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