Food Police

Last week the Los Angeles City Council passed what has to be a candidate for the worst new law of 2008. In the district of South Central Los Angeles, a thirty-two square mile area with over 500,000 residents, the new ordinance places a one year moratorium on building new fast food restaurants.

This part of LA has the highest percentage of obesity in the city. Fully 30% of the adults are obese. So the rationale behind this law is that the rate of obesity is connected with the prevalence of fast food restaurants in this area. By blocking new McDonald’s or KFC’s for a year, the goal is that planning for healthier food choices can be accomplished.

This plan is so ludicrous that one scarcely knows where to begin attacking it. Let’s start by pointing out how hard it is to define what a fast food restaurant is. I have not read the ordinance itself, but it apparently contains language about restaurants with limited menus. Well hello, but I’ve eaten in bistros where the night’s offerings were the five or six items chalked up on the menu board at the entrance. By a limited menu definition, the bistro would be fast food. Of course, the bistro chef could counter that he had been cooking all day, so the food wasn’t exactly fast.

Maybe by fast food they mean a lack of table service. By that definition, a salad bar restaurant would be excluded, even though we can all agree that a salad bar could provide healthy food. Although, after loading up on the cheese and creamy dressing, you could debate that point.

What if you opened a new supermarket in South Central LA. Would the deli be able to sell rotisserie chicken? Would the market be able to put in a salad bar? I’m sure the planning department bureaucrats will be able to provide the answers to these kinds of questions. Eventually.

If you’re in a hurry for those answers, well, that’s just too bad. It’s your own fault for not getting a safe city job.

Even assuming we have a common definition of fast food, I don’t quite understand the theory that preventing fast food outlets will spur the development of other types of restaurant. Somehow I can’t envision Wolfgang Puck announcing plans to open “Spago in the ‘Hood.” When Emeril Lagasse is siting his next place, I’ll bet he doesn’t count the number of Wendy’s in the area.

Aside from the practical difficulties of helping Angelinos lose weight by using the blunt instrument of restricting their eating choices, it is troubling to consider the worldview that informs this experiment in social policy.

To wit: the residents of South Central Los Angeles are children, incapable of making decisions that affect their own lives without the wiser heads of the LA City Council stepping in to protect them from their poor decision making.

As a political conservative, I believe that we institute governments among ourselves for the primary purpose of protecting our freedoms. That includes the freedom to make dumb choices. Now, government is restricting freedom in the name of helping the citizens. “It’s for your own good.”

A lot of the rationale for this new law is to control Medicaid costs. After all, obese people have higher rates of diabetes, heart disease, and high blood pressure. A few years ago, the states’ Attorneys General piled on to attack the tobacco companies. The legal reasoning was that because states paid for half of Medicare expenses, they had the right to appropriate the profits of the tobacco industry. A variation of this argument is now being extended to cover what we eat. “If we are going to pay for your health care, than we have the right to regulate your choices that affect your health.”

The scary part of this argument is that almost every activity involves choices that have the potential to adversely impact our health. If we buy into the argument paying for health care gives government the right to regulate your activities, where do we stop?

“Our studies show that the citizens are not getting enough exercise. Therefore we have banned elevators in high obesity areas. Enjoy your climb, sir!”

The scariest part of this whole story: the LA City Council passed this moratorium unanimously.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.