A Modest Proposal: National Park Pricing

I just got back from a week in northern California, including three nights in Yosemite National Park. The admission fee for the park is one of the best things going. It costs $20 for a carload. The problem is that the price is too low. The Park Service is underfunded, and has a backlog of maintenance projects that aren't getting completed. The other problem with underpricing admission to the National Parks is that it leads to overuse and overcrowding.

One thing you will notice almost immediately when you visit a National Park is that a lot of the visitors are not Americans. I would guess that half of the people at Yosemite when I was there were Europeans or Japanese.

I wonder if anyone has ever studied the idea of increasing the price of admission, then offering a discount to US citizens. Lets say the price goes up to $40 dollars a carload (still cheap), but drops in half if the driver presents an American driver's license. You could even include Mexican and Canadian driver's licenses, on account of NAFTA.

This type of differential pricing would raise a lot of additional revenue for the Park Service. The potential downside is that it might dissuade some foreign visitors from coming, and with car rentals, lodging, and meals, foreign tourists pump a lot of money into the US economy. You certainly don't want to injure that golden goose.

Because we have a lot of National Parks, we could conduct an experiment. Several of the parks could be selected for a trial run of this idea. The makeup of the attendees could be monitored both before and after the price change to see if it makes a difference. If there is no change, the new pricing structure could be rolled out across the entire system.

There may be existing international agreements in place prohibiting such a scheme. If that is the case, we still should increase the price charged for entry into the parks. That way the people who use the parks will be paying to maintain them. And I don't think there is any argument against maintaining the National Parks, so that future generations will also be able to enjoy them.

Anyone who has visited the wonders of one of our National Parks will agree with that.

A Modest Proposal

I am on my annual pilgrimage to ski country this week. I’ve noticed that the tilt towards the green side has become more pronounced over the last few years. It started with the invitation to reuse your towels, so that housekeeping didn’t have to expend so much fresh water on laundry. Now it has expanded to include the use of compact fluorescent bulbs throughout the condo unit we are staying in this week.

The management has posted a little notice in the room, stressing how energy conserving they are, doing their part to fight global warming. It put me in mind of an article I read in a skiing magazine a couple of months ago. The article profiled an activist in the ski town of Crested Butte. This woman was committed to fighting global warming, specifically to preserve heavy snowfalls in the Rockies. More snow, better skiing.

After thinking about this for a while, it gave me an idea of how we could really fight global warming to preserve snow: ban skiing.

Well, not really. My idea is not to ban skiing. Just to ban the sport as currently practiced. The modern ski vacation has got to be one of the most carbon intensive activities on the face of the planet.

To get to the resorts, we fly in from all over the country, if not the world (how much carbon do you emit to get to Colorado from Australia, I wonder). Once we’re here, we stay in luxury condos, housing that stands empty for eight months out of the year. That can’t be environmentally benign. In the last ten years, I have yet to stay in a unit that doesn’t have a gas fireplace. They’re not efficient heating units, but the flames are pretty, as we watch irreplaceable natural gas get converted into carbon dioxide and water vapor.

Then there is the sport of skiing itself. First off, to create the ski runs, they mow down swathes of National Forest. Last I checked, trees were carbon absorbers, but hey, we’re out to have some fun. Then, they install big diesel powered ski lifts. They haul us up the hill, solely so that we can slide down, back to where we started from. A less practical activity can scarcely be imagined.

Trying to offset all of these carbon emissions with compact fluorescents is like trying to bail out the Titanic. With a teaspoon.

No, if we were really serious about slowing down greenhouse gas emissions to preserve snow, we would close down the ski areas. Of course, that wouldn’t leave many people to care about whether there was fresh powder snow on the mountains or not.

I guess it would be a case of having to destroy the village in order to save it.

New Year's Resolutions

I went to the gym this week, and the place was packed. Every machine had someone using it, and many of the machines had at least one person waiting their turn.

It’s always crowded this time of year. I attribute it to New Year’s resolutions. Folks get done with the holidays, resolve to lose some weight, and start going to the gym to work out. The crowds usually thin out by early March, as willpower gives in and old habits resurge.

I don’t really make New Year’s resolutions. My process is more like goal setting for the year. I start with areas of my life where I have commitments, than I develop tangible goals that relate to those commitments. It’s the underlying commitment that keeps me going, not the goal itself.

For 2010, my goals are based on three commitments. First, I want to push back against the decrepitude of the aging process. I’m committed to maintaining my physical capability to the greatest extent possible. Second, I’m going to increase my level of fiscal security. It is still a pretty dicey economy, and no job is certain in today’s world. Still, if I have to swim against the economic tide, I want to be the guy with fins on. Third, I’m committed to living as rich a life as I can, subject to the constraints of health and finances. Family, friends, and experiences enrich our lives, and I want as much of all of them as I can get. After all, you could move to a mountaintop in Idaho and subsist pretty cheaply, but who wants to live on a diet of potatoes?

In the area of health and fitness, my goal is to run 50 kilometers of road races throughout the year. When I run a 5K, I’m not competing against anyone but myself. I am not going to be the fastest runner, although I can win my age group if I’m the only one who shows up. However, the mere act of getting out there with other serious runners on a regular basis forces me to maintain a higher training level than I would without the road races. So far I’ve kept my body mass index below the 25 that is the threshold for overweight, and I intend to keep it that way.

In terms of economic security, I plan to work the problem on both defense and offense. By defense, I mean building up my cushion of assets in case I have to make an involuntary job transition. By offense, I’m talking about increasing either my current income, or my marketable skills.

On the defense side, my savings goal for the year is 20% of my earned income. Most of that will be automatic. Between salary deduction for my 401K and the matching corporate contribution, I’ll get to 15%. The last 5% will take the day to day discipline of saying no to temptation. Do without if you don’t need. Make instead of buy. Repair instead of replace. Since I am the least handy guy in North America, most of the heavy lifting in this category will be under the heading of “do without if you don’t need it.” I’m not planning on doing my own plumbing, or even changing the oil in my car.

I’m also going to continue the deleveraging project I started last year. By making extra equity payments on my mortgage (a guaranteed 6.5% rate of return), I hope to get my total indebtedness down below $60K, split between primary mortgage, home equity line of credit, and car loan. My credit cards will continue to be paid in full every month.

Increased savings improves my long term economic security. In the short term, I’m also taking steps to increase earnings and boost my marketability in a crummy job market. Tax season is starting, and I’m working for H & R Block again to make a little side money. The goal here is to pick up $2000 in additional income. This is just about what I pay my lawn service every year. Basically, I’m hoping to trade knowledge work in a climate controlled office for dirty, physical work outside. Based on last year’s results, $2000 will be a stretch. I may have to develop a Plan B to make up the balance of what I don’t earn doing taxes.

I’m also going back to school again. Post-MBA, I started taking graduate level classes in accounting last fall. My intent is to pick up 9 more credit hours in 2010. By taking one class in Spring, Summer, and Fall semesters, I’ll only need one more class to have enough credits to teach at the college level. Also, if the worst occurs at my current job, more accounting knowledge will help me stand out from the other job seekers out there.

But man does not live by bread alone. I could easily save more money by sitting at home watching television, only venturing out to work, jog, or attend classes, but that would be boring. Besides, my wife would only take so much of that before she snapped and smothered me in my sleep. So in addition to struggling to get rich, I’ll expend considerable energy and time into enriching myself in ways other than monetary.

It has been a few years since I’ve been out west on vacation. It’s a big country, and I want to see more of it. So one of my 2010 commitments is to visit one of the National Parks that I haven’t seen yet. The documentary maker Ken Burns calls the National Park system “America’s Best Idea.” I’m leaning towards Yosemite in Northern California, maybe in combination with a trip to the wine country.

There is an old saying: “No man is poor who is rich in friends.” I don’t have too many friends who will volunteer to pay my light bill, but I still cherish them. To celebrate and enjoy my friends, I’m committed to holding 12 in-home entertainment events this year. This covers everything from formal dinner parties to backyard cookouts to our annual Christmas party (even if I do end with the Chia pet playing “dirty Santa”).

The last of my enrichment projects is internal. Along with the formal education I’ve addressed above, I’m continuing to read authors from “The Lifetime Reading Plan,” a book I first discovered in my father’s library over thirty years ago. My goal for this year is to tackle three of the selections in 2010.

Finally, I’m going to continue posting in this blog. The goal here is a minimum of 60 posts over the course of the year, at least once a week.

After all, everybody deserves my opinions. And now back to our regularly scheduled productions.

How is a Ski Vacation Like Valhalla?

In the old Viking religion, the highest honor was to die in battle. For those warriors "fortunate" enough to meet their end this way, they were rewarded by getting to spend the afterlife in Valhalla, which was the residence of Odin, chief of the Norse gods.

In Valhalla, every morning the warriors would wake up, don their armor and weapons, and march out into the snow covered fields surrounding Odin's hall. Then they would do battle against each other all day long. At the end of the day, Odin would come forth and miraculously heal all of the wounds suffered during the day of combat. Then all of the warriors would march back into Valhalla, and spend the evening drinking and feasting before falling asleep. The next morning they would awaken to begin the process over again.

The modern ski vacation is something like that. In the morning you get up and put on your gear for the day. Then you go out, get on the ski lift, and spend the day doing battle against the slopes of the mountain in the cold and the snow. At the end of the day, through the power of modern analgesics, you are healed of your aches and pains. Then you go out for dinner at a three star restaurant. And the next morning you do it all over again.